Betsy Speicher

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year

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Happy New Year to all the great Forum members.

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The imperialist, war-mongering DoD are marshaling their resources to spy on a mostly harmless mythological character. CBP are after him for not declaring and not paying duties/tariffs on the millions of 'gifts.' ICE don't like that he neglected to get a visa prior to entering the US. DOJ have issued an arrest warrant for violations of the Endangered Species Act. DOL, and their union allies, are seeking an injunction against the use of 'scab' elf labor. TSA are seeking to 'question' Santa for failing to be groped prior to boarding his sleigh. DOT want to impose a ban on flying sleighs not certified by the FAA. HUD and HHS are furious that St. Nick is cutting in on their handout racket. The ACLU are filing suit alleging that a 'Saint,' who makes millions of people happy in the course of his rounds, is a clear violation of the Establishment Clause when everyone knows that it's the governments job to provide happiness. ;)

Happy Holidays everyone!

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Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year everyone! :)

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Congratulations on your son's proposal Betsy, and may peace and wealth and health come to all who visit here this festive season.

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