Elle

Acura NSX

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Do they allow you to bring the cars to a racetrack too? I wonder how they would react if we told them we need the cars in order to settle a bet! :(

They might want their bookie to get involved and set the odds for the bet. :( There is a particular corner on Timberline Road that would be perfect for such a test and bet.

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The Las Vegas Speedway is made up of multiple tracks, some are used by the general public for racing on certain nights of the week.

If that doesn't work out, there looks to be a really great place to race: a little town called Radiator Springs.

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While on the subject of Honda, I thought maybe y'all would like this joke:

An engineer of the Honda Corporation died and went to heaven.

At the gates St. Peter told him, "Since you've been such a good man and your motorcycles have changed the world, your reward is, you can hang out with anyone you want in Heaven".

The Engineer thought about it for a minute and then said, "I want to hang out with God." St. Peter took him to the Throne Room, and introduced him to God.

He asked God, "Hey, aren't you the inventor of woman?"

God said, "Ah, yes."

"Well," said the engineer, "professional to professional, you have some major design flaws in your invention.

1. There's too much inconsistency in the front-end protrusion.

2. It chatters constantly at high speeds.

3. Most of the rear ends are too soft and wobble too much.

4. The intake is placed way to close to the exhaust. And finally,

5. The maintenance costs are outrageous."

"Hmmmm, you may have some good points there," replied God, "Hold on."

God went to his Celestial super computer, typed in a few words and waited for the results. The computer printed out a slip of paper and God read "Well, it may be true that my invention is flawed," God said to the engineer, "but according to these numbers, more men are riding my invention than yours."

Elle and her Acura NSX still get my vote!

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