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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping at least one of the puns would win but, unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping at least one of the puns would win but, unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

Arrrghh!

ruveyn

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Some puns from a gal in my writers' group:

> I changed my iPod's name to Titanic. It's syncing now.

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> When chemists die, they barium.

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> Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.

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> I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop any time.

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> How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.

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> I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.

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These are some of the funnier puns I've seen :lol:

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New Tarantino Movie

Djesus Uncrossed

(from Saturday Night Live yesterday.)

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The AP will no longer use the phrase "Illegal immigrants". Instead it will call them "Unregistered Democrats."
--Jay Leno

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Raisins.jpg

Yes, I hate when I think I'm buying chocolate chip and find out it's raisins.

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.antiobama_before_it_was_cool_travel_mug.

Cool, like you said.

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I was just watching a video put together by an auto journalist in Beijing.

At one point he says, ~"A few years ago they banned Buddhist monks in Tibet from reincarnating without permission."

I don't even know where to start . . .

(within the the first two minutes.)

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Sheldon Cooper, commenting on the laptop he had to buy because his old one was stollen:

My new laptop came with Windows 7.

Windows 7 is more user friendly than Vista.

I don't like that.

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