Posted 2 Feb 2013 · Report post There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping at least one of the puns would win but, unfortunately, no pun in ten did. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 2 Feb 2013 · Report post There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping at least one of the puns would win but, unfortunately, no pun in ten did.Arrrghh! ruveyn Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 18 Feb 2013 · Report post Someone uses Beaker as his Avatar on another forum. He posted the attached image recently. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 19 Feb 2013 · Report post Some puns from a gal in my writers' group:> I changed my iPod's name to Titanic. It's syncing now.>> When chemists die, they barium.>> Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.>> I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop any time.>> How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.>> I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.>....These are some of the funnier puns I've seen Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 24 Feb 2013 · Report post New Tarantino MovieDjesus Uncrossed (from Saturday Night Live yesterday.) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 24 Feb 2013 · Report post New Tarantino MovieDjesus Uncrossed(from Saturday Night Live yesterday.)The H is silent!ruveyn Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 3 Apr 2013 · Report post The AP will no longer use the phrase "Illegal immigrants". Instead it will call them "Unregistered Democrats."--Jay Leno Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 3 Apr 2013 · Report post The AP will no longer use the phrase "Illegal immigrants". Instead it will call them "Unregistered Democrats."--Jay LenoBida-Bida-Bing! Rim shot. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 1 May 2013 · Report post Yes, I hate when I think I'm buying chocolate chip and find out it's raisins. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 7 Jun 2013 · Report post .Cool, like you said. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 21 Jun 2013 · Report post I was just watching a video put together by an auto journalist in Beijing. At one point he says, ~"A few years ago they banned Buddhist monks in Tibet from reincarnating without permission."I don't even know where to start . . . (within the the first two minutes.) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted 30 Jun 2013 · Report post Sheldon Cooper, commenting on the laptop he had to buy because his old one was stollen:My new laptop came with Windows 7.Windows 7 is more user friendly than Vista.I don't like that. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites