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The Onion Ponders the Fate of Obama Supporters

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This piece from the Onion just about says it all . . .

Enjoy!

Obama Win Causes Obsessive Supporters To Realize How Empty Their Lives Are

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Jane Carmichael: Worst case scenario is that someone with evil intent seizes control of them. They've proven their minds can be taken over by empty rhetoric.

Andrea Bennet: So if someone were to come up witha slogan as simple and vague as "yes we can,"?...

JC: Oh, that would be awful. They would have an entire army of extremely energetic, insufferably annoying, mindless pawns at their command...

Classic.

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This piece from the Onion just about says it all . . .

Extremely funny. Note the line below the broadcast:

"Humans rights groups calling for euthanasia of Obama supporters."

I don't think these useful idiots are going to go to waste though - there's a lot of work to be done in working to destroy the last vestiges of freedom. Their brown shirts are probably already in the mail.

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Just to throw it out there, he is my favorite Onion piece by far:

http://www.theonion.com/content/video/cind...aims_she_s_just

I think my favorite part of that one is the very end when the "newscaster" speaks of Carolina trading electoral votes for a first draft pick. ^_^

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This was another great one. It's not obvious at first, but then it sets in. ^_^

^_^

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Just to throw it out there, he is my favorite Onion piece by far:

http://www.theonion.com/content/video/cind...aims_she_s_just

I think my favorite part of that one is the very end when the "newscaster" speaks of Carolina trading electoral votes for a first draft pick. ^_^

My favorite parts are "...he is not nearly so old as the ancient ones... his outer shell has not even yet begun to calcify", and "she emitted a high pitched scream that melted all plastic objects in the room."

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Oh yeah, saw this one on LGFs the other day. Dead on and funny. ^_^

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